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Clumsiest Human Being Award!

I will gladly take the crown for clumsiest human being right now! It isn’t even midday and I have already accidently hurt myself, I’m sat here typing with a plaster on my finger because I cut it on my bra (even my clothes are turning against me now)and a red mark on my head from where I hit it on the edge of my desk. I am the living embodiment of clumsy smurf or Mr Clumsy from the Mr men.  I have many funny and embarrassing stories to back this up. Before you keep reading I’m going to point out that I was completely sober on this night out so I can’t even blame it on the alcohol, I was stood outside a club with my friends getting some fresh air before we head in to keep dancing, we were all pretty buzzed having a good time excited to head in again. To get into this club you have to go down a set of concrete steps through an archway, my friend thought it would be cool if we jump down the last couple of steps, you know as you do. You might be able to see where this is going, let’s just say I didn’t estimate how many steps to leave. I jumped and went head first into the concrete arch before falling to the bottom of the steps on my ass. it was like something straight of off you’ve been framed, the most ironic part of this story is the fact that the club that I hit my head on was called concrete.

I have way more stories where that came from, some in concrete too. I can’t go a single day without doing something moderately clumsy, trip over nothing, bump into something, I seriously don’t know how I’ve made it to this age.  Not all of my clumsiness involves me getting hurt tho (well most of it does), last night I was walking across to my friends flat when one of them messaged me, as I go to check the message my hands decide with a mind of their own that they don’t want to do that and that it is a much better idea to drop my new phone on the floor and break the screen. Now I know iPhones have a reputation for the screens smashing so easily so I was smart, I got a screen protector genius right?! NO, i don’t know how I managed it but I was somehow able to drop my phone at such an angle that I cracked the screen under the protector. Nokia 3310, that solid brick of a phone would have no chance against me. that sound like the worst superhero movie ever ‘Clumsy Girl vs Nokia Man. -who will break first?- ‘crashing into a cinema near you this summer.

And the award for the clumsiest person ever goes to…. em!

oh my gosh there’s so many people to thank, I’d like to thank my friends and family, without them I wouldn’t have anyone to laugh at me, the pavement, I can always count on it to trip me up, door frames and so may more inanimate object without you none of this would be possible. thank you and good night

 

stay safe guys, love Em xxx

Goodbye 2016, Hello 2017!

2016 was a rollercoaster of a year, to say the least. We lost so many amazing people who we look up to, some well known, some closer to our hearts. This year has truly seen its ups and downs, but it wasn’t all bad. This year I lost many friends when I went off to university but now I have met some of the most amazing people who mean so much to me and I couldn’t be happier. University has really helped me grow my confidence and my beer pong skills of course. I tried to keep this post from sounding like something out of a cheesy coming of age film but I must admit it sound pretty cheesy so far.

I am on Christmas holidays at the moment and as much as I love my family and miss them so much when I’m at uni, I really can’t wait to be back with my uni friends. we have all become so close that we can’t even last a day without talking to one another, every day without fail we skype each other. It gets to a point where we have nothing to say to each other so we just sit and pull faces at each other or just feel comfortable being in each others presence. With them as my friend its bound to be a good year ahead.

I’m, not the best at keeping to my new year’s resolutions as you might have guessed when I say ill write more often and I always end up failing, but this could be the year when I successfully stick to them. I really should write more so that should be one. I also need to be better with my money this year, student loans are not just for alcohol. its gonna be tougher than I thought at this rate. wish me luck.

I hope you all had an amazing holiday and a brilliant new year! I hope I didn’t make you cringe too much at my cheesy post. see you again soon, stay safe!

love Em xxx

 

Sporty sporty sports sports

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I’m not the healthiest person in the world, literally I’m so lazy. I think the only time I’ve ever run was probably for an ice cream van 😂. But for some crazy reason I decided that I’m going to start doing more exercise and eating better, yeah I don’t know why either. I went for a 3mile walk which was great I think I probably burn off all the calories of the giant caramel frappuccino I drank whiles I did it, which I’m now addicted to btw. Like most hobbies I will probably give this up in less then a month. I laughed so hard when someone added me to a group on Pinterest that was all about fitness, I don’t know if they’ve seen my boards but it’s mostly geek stuff and food. Somehow me pinning one picture of a pair of nice trainers qualified me to join a fitness board. I’m such a bad person because when this happened the first thought in my head was; LETS PIN PICTURES OF PIZZA ON THERE! I’m not sure how well that would have gone down. The aim of my new ‘healthy thingamajig’ is to get into good shape. Me and my friends really want to join a gym but they are so expensive around here so we have come up with our own make shift gym, we all have different exercises equipment so we are going to put it all in someone’s back garden, the second option is we  sit in Sainsbury’s car park on exercise bikes and throw fruit at people coming out the shops, we might get arrested for that 😕 oh well it think it’s worth it.

Okay gotta run (ahaha 😂😂 yes I really just said that, and yes I did laugh out loud at my own joke) who am i kidding we all know I don’t run. (oh by the way these gifts aren’t mine I got them from Google so credit to those who made them;))

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See you soon
Em xxx

I CAN BLOODY READ!

So the other day a friend of mine said something that really upset me. Recently he’s been quite grumpy with my friends and it’s upsetting people. We were playing some games where someone has to ask you all the questions on a card, a trivia game. When I went to pick up the card to ask him the questions he turned around and said ‘no not you, you can’t read.’ I don’t know if he ment It as a joke but by his tone he was serious. Not only did it upset me but he embarrassed me infront of my friends and people I didn’t know. My friends said I should talk to him about it but I feel like it will just cause more drama and it will end up with me as the bad guy. I tried to drop some hint by putting some dyslexic stuff on Facebook and in are group chat but he wasn’t interested. I just annoys me because I can read and he is making me feel stupid. I’m not really sure what to do to be honest. Oh well.

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Thanks for reading
Love Em xxx

Pub Quiz

Well if you haven’t guessed by the title this is gonna be about the pub quiz.
Each week me and my friends go to this pub quiz and this week’s was a little hectic, way too many people came and some people had arguments, the whole thing was rather stressful. The quiz is great there’s are 8 rounds and one one the rounds is usually a taste challenge, this week it was jellybeans ;). Last time we went we came 5th unfortunately this time we were 13th :?. It was really good fun though and that’s what counts (we really wanted to win😒😂) we should maybe revise next time ahaha.
Im sorry I haven’t been on lately just collage Has been stressful and with me finishing soon I have to really concentrate. Soon I’ll be free!

Movies Marathons and Milkshake Mania

I decided to have a 80’s movie marathon. Basically I’m binge watching cheesy 80’s flicks. So far I’ve watched Wierd Science, Sixteen Candles and one of my all time favourite film The Breakfast Club. This is the bit where it cuts to Emma stone talking about how she wishes her life was like an 80’s movie.
If you haven’t seen The Breakfast Club, watch it! It shows what happens when kids from different cliques and background are brought together for detention. I know it sounds so cliché right now but seriously it’s a great film.

For a movie marathon you have to prepare the right necessities, pizza, chocolate, but most of all Milkshakes.
I have never made a milkshake before today but I can tell you it’s definitely won’t be the last either.
I had a kinder Bueno milkshake and if you don’t know what a kinder Bueno is then you are seriously missing out. It’s like a wafery shell of goodness that has a beautiful creamy hazelnut centre, my mouths watering just thinking about it.
To make my milkshake just brake up a couple of Buenos, put them in a blender with some vanilla ice cream and some milk and bamb your sexy shake is ready.
I’m not sure what chocolate bar I’ll try next time but that one was lush😍

By for now
Em xxx

My Cartoon

As you may or may not already know I study Art at collage, but recently we have been given our new project and this is my big final project before I finish and set out for university and lets not forget the holidays, for this final project we get to do anything we want, our imagination is set free. For my work I’m creating a cartoon show for a kids/teens channel, when i researched cartoons I found most of the main characters/ hero types where all guys I only found one or two that had female characters for leads. This is why i have decided to to make my lead a strong female character who saves the guy and makes awful puns,  I’m thinking about giving her a brother because when i asked people what they liked in cartoons a few of them said family relations.

I know we have a lot of Disney movies about females sticking together and doing thing were told we cant do but do them anyway but there are hardly any cartoon show showing right now. I’m not about to burn some bras and go on about hard core feminism i just think that a show like thins would bring so many more girls to channels like cartoon network.

But the best part about it all is that i get to create character designs and storyboards I’m so excited  to get going properly once i have i’ll post pictures.

So whats you favorite cartoon?

Mine is definitely gravity falls or bobs burgers they are just so funny and Louise is my life lol.

 

see you soon

Em xxx